Day three of WFH with Somtam

Right. Day three of working from the balcony in Patong with Somtam sat on my feet. He is convinced my laptop is a bed and every time I type too hard he gets up, turns round twice and lies back down on my shoes. Did a call with Manchester at 8am and he sneezed loudly during the quiet bit. Everyone laughed, I was mortified. He is two and a half, mixed breed, got him from a family who could not keep him anymore. Very food motivated but not a menace. The heat on the balcony is ridiculous in the afternoon so I bring the water bowl in and lay a towel for him. The only real problem is that he thinks the sound of the kettle means a walk. Every time. I can not make tea without a dog at the door. Back to the spreadsheet.