work from home w/ maple (he is my new boss)

Working from home in Khlong Toei since March and Maple thinks every meeting is for him. When I turn on the camera he jumps on the desk and sits in front of the screen. The team has seen his face more than mine, honestly. He sleeps under the table during calls now. His tail hits the cable sometimes. Once my manager asked whether we have a dog, and I said yes, he is the real CEO. Lunch break we go for a walk around the soi. Maple sniffs every tree. Two minutes per tree. I wait.